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I urgently need a CodeIgniter expert who can help me add new features into my project. Specifically, I'm looking to: 1. Rename some custom fields. 2. Improve and adjust functionality as necessary after renaming. You should have: - Extensive experience with CodeIgniter, particularly with adding functionalities and element renaming. - Excellent attention to detail to ensure the renamed fields and linked functionalities work flawlessly. - Strong problem-solving skills and the ability to deliver swiftly, as this task is super urgent. Please make a bid if you're confident in your skills and can work under urgent timelines.

...brutal truths that we need to know but don't want to hear. A couple of amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late, bad breath, always talking about yourself, being a bad listener, looking at your phone and ignoring people, breaking up with a romantic partner, breaking up with a friend, talking down to people, etc. I will ...

...Latin America. ✻ PAYING YOU TO LEARN ✻ No. You aren't dreaming. I value intelligence and problem-solving ability over experience. I'd prefer to work with someone who is clever and learns quickly rather than someone experienced but is not very intelligent and/or does not solve problems scientifically. Would I hire an Isaac Newton or an Albert Einstein even if he had no programming experience? Of course I would. ✻ NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED ✻ You do not need any experience whatsoever, but you must be clever and eager to learn. No. I am *not* being charitable. I am being practical. ✻ TESTS ✻ You must pass several difficult logic tests to work with me. The first logic test you complete for me will be an unpaid logic test. In other words, I would not pay you an...

I need a professional, polished website with an interactive quiz designed specifically for lead generation. This site should be a duplicate of but with different content (I do have permission from that site owner) Any bids received in the first 15 minutes will not be reviewed. It will take you at least that long to review to understand what needs to be implemented The site MUST be WCAG 2.2 Level AA compliant. No deviations. I will help you by doing an audit, but you must at least educate yourself on what is required in these guidelines to not make bad decisions. For example, everything must be keyboard accessible, there can't be motion that lasts over five seconds, and color choices are slightly restricted (these are just a few examples) Key Features

...have a lot of programmers who want to do work but can't due to geo-restrictions. As such, potential hires will be asked to participate in a 20-minute interview to act as proxies for the programmers. If successful (95%+ are), you will be given a free laptop and a US$75 cash advance. All you will need to do is keep your laptop connected to the internet. Each month, you will receive an additional US$150 just for keeping your laptop connected to the internet. All you need is the following: + Be Australian and have an Australian ID (non-genuine Australians will be banned, and VPNs will NOT work for this.). + Be fluent in English (you will be interviewed in English, so this is imperative) + Be reliable (you will need 24/7 uptime with your laptop connected) + A s...

Apple pay button is not working, We are using stripe to use apple pay, When we make transaction with apple pay we are getting this error. "The customer has not entered their payment method." Please need urgent help and I can share code with you.

...talented system designer to help with the development of a product of mine. The project will involve the programming of a Graphic User Interface (GUI) for the product. As I don't have the required software tools yet, I am open to suggestions on which ones are best employed for this task. Furthermore, I need the system design to be supported on multiple platforms, including mobile and tablet. I need the system design to be able to make screenprints of the product. Im thinking a wordpress with facebook knowledge is what I need for programming. But I need to make it understandable for programmers. First I need to make my concept understandable visual. I explain and they make it visible...no confusion for programmers This is a website that connects ...

I'm looking for experienced Golang programmers to handle my new feature development requirements. The primary goal of these features is to add new functionalities to the system, which are of moderate complexity. Task description You are given 2 files with different names for two certain entities: Pedro Sánchez and Oesia Group. The objective of the task is developing an algorithm in Go which is able to detect which names are related to the same entities. This algorithm must have to flavours, one in “transactional” time, that can use only the names of the entities and a second one, “batch” that can use also information about the relationship that exist between those and other entities. In example files you can see the flag of wich entities ...

Hi I think i have a bad from my email address. I host at "hobohost" so maybe that's the problem. Need to fix the issue to make my emails deliverable to all email clients.

...just continue if your bid is between $100 and $125 for implementing all the tasts described in this project. - I have very little time and usually cannot hang often at computer replying chat questions, so i am therefore expecting a selfdriven freelancer that can find his own answers. - As I already had some bad experiences with some professionals after having awarded them a project, I am herby requesting you to invest 1h of your time in providing me an advance of what your solution with my content would look like. Just post me here the link of the draft website so that I can check it. If I see the advance of a nice job (NOT the finished project!) then I will award you the project. - All the contents, pictures and logos you may want to use are in the zip folder. ...

...I'm looking for someone to create a model that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%...

Hello, I would like some more Rebel Riders motorcycle t shirt designs. I need some for the sayings: "Keep It Twisted" (skeleton hand on a throttle) "Good Girls Sit, Bad B*tches Ride" "Motorcycles & Mascara" "Life Behind Bars" a t shirt that says "BOOBS Two of My Favorite Things" with a side view of a motorcycle in the middle of the word so that the motorcycle wheels make up the "OO" So it would say "B(motorcycle)BS - Two of my favorite things" 300dpi, 45lpi, 12.5 in wide

...I'm looking for someone to create a model that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%...

Codebeamer: This tool will be used for managing and organizing requirements data within the selected Agile projects. Its functionality in tracking, documenting, and managing the evolution of project requirements will be key. Tableau or power bi: Tableau or power bi will be employed for the visualization and analysis of the requirements data managed in Codebeamer. The focus will be on creating interactive visualizations that aid in understanding and analyzing the requirements.

...I'm looking for someone to create a model that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%...

Hi Alexey I hope you're well in Israel. I'm sorry to hear about the horrific events that happened. I have a problem with the EHRP site, the Working Sources page you helped program is now not showing images of the experts : and for example this too: Can you pls fix this asap and let me know cost? Thank you. Estee

I'm looking to data scrape the price of popular electronics across different retailers and online marketplaces in Australia. Some of these Australian websites/competitors include: - - - - - There is also...bigger marketplace giants such as , facebook marketplace (AU) and even amazon. If not possible, we can discuss getting data through external API tools such as or The end goal for collecting this data is to input all this information into our website and creating AI personalised pricing tools. So we can let the customer know what a good bargain price is, what a bad price to sell is, and other important decisions.

...firmware files will be on a SD card with an XML file with the processor type to prevent it being loaded on an incorrect processor. The unit will have buttons and LED's to start the process and indicate the progress and supply 3.3v to the processor board There a number of projects on github that could be used as a starting point such as Key Requirements: - Stand-alone Programming: The system should be capable of flashing firmware into STM 32 microcontrollers without the need for a computer connection. - Battery Powered: I require the programmer to be powered by a battery. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in STM 32 microcontrollers and their programming. - Experience in designing and building stand-alone programmers. - Knowledge of power manageme...

I am currently in need of a skilled attorney, preferably with experience in family law, to help me draft a series of straightforward divorce motions. These motions will be filed in the New York, Nassau County area. Key requirements for this project include: - Drafting of legal motions related to divorce - Ensuring the motions comply with legal standards - Experience with court filing procedures in New York, Nassau County - Ability to communicate legalese in a clear and concise manner This is an ideal project for a professional with a strong track record in family law, particularly in the context of divorce proceedings. I would prefer someone who can handle this task efficiently and effectively. I need an Order To Show Cause to Vacate A Default Divorce Judgem...

I need to make a song cover with a unique idea, the concept of the theme is an arid desert land with details on the sides where a man's boot like the one in the example photo is shown in the center and at the same time you can see his footprint on the ground with the title of the song "No Mastico Culebras" it means I don't hang with bad people and snakes" so all the concept is like the photo example called "sunset-mountain" If you pay attention to the examples, it is a unique and elegant detail that I am looking for and put together the idea based on the photos. Example of finished design retouch:

For this project i want to get the designs for the back of our hoodies. Now I have everything available, but in bad image quality and only in sketch. Here i need a creative freelancer that can finetune the idea and deliver the needed formats for prints. So here i expect to receive: 1) the designs in png format + svg format. The text part will be easy, but the illustration will need to be redrawn exactly the same and in vector. Here below in small below right we should add the initial: XT. 2) Next to this I also would like to receive the logo in svg format and in bigger png format then it is now. 3) The actual Figma designs should also be should be shared afterwards The purpose is to get it all sharp and detailed, so it can be printed on the hoodies. Thanks in advance and please r...

...theme. I have a basic understanding of php and sql databases but only enough to read and understand code not really create it. i’ve used chat GPT to create a very basic script and it’s not done a bad job however it’s unfinished. I can share my Chat GPT log so you can see the files created and understand the progress. It’s a simple script and most of the code is created. I need someone who can edit the code and fix the functionality. Here is what i was creating: The project is a web-based system for business reviews. It allows businesses to collect customer feedback through a simple landing page with star ratings and additional review links for external review sites. The system includes backend scripts to add businesses and review sites to a d...

...research on the prevalent working conditions at a particular company. The focal points of the study are long working hours, low wages, and lack of safety measures. The purpose of this project is twofold: 1. Identify the reasons why these issues are so widespread in the industry and 2. Propose an effective strategy to convince the company to improve the situation. The proposal will include the implementation of stricter labor laws, increased wages, and enhanced safety protocols. It's also equally important to explore the reasons why employees endure these tough conditions - the lack of alternative job opportunities, fear of unemployment, or a potential lack of awareness about workers' rights. Ideal candidate should possess: - Significant research experience...

I have a simple book for KDP that needs to be formatted rightaway. Right now it is in a pdf, looks bad, chapter headings in wrong places, wasted space on pages, all defective. I need the content stripped out of it, and put into a new file, and i need the epub and the pdf and the pdf cover and jpg cover RIGHTAWAY. budget $30

We're a passionate startup on a mission to revolutionize the poker world with an all-in-one app for players of all levels. Buckle up, because we're looking for a design genius to create an interface that's as intuitive as a royal flush. **The Challenge:** Design a mobile app that becomes a **one-stop shop** for every poker player's needs. **Here's the magic trick:** This app will seamlessly integrate data from existing powerhouses like Poker Atlas, Poker Income, and Bravo Poker. But here's the kicker: We're going beyond data aggregation. We want to **transform** that data into actionable insights, focusing on **profitability**.

I am in need of a skilled Indian architect to help create working drawings for a single-story residential house. This includes: - Detailed floor plans - Elevation designs - Section layouts Skills Required Building Architecture AutoCAD AutoCAD Architecture

I need a skilled AI/mac...that can accurately detect anomalies in images. - The system should be able to handle a variety of image types, including medical, industrial, and security images. - A reliable anomaly detection algorithm that can provide accurate results in real-time. any solution for checking AI generated images, with the primary goal of detecting errors any solution or software are acceptable even if not made by you from scratch how it works , tool will assess folder of images and choose bad images .. like bad hands .text. any error element , common errors and anomalies if it's possible move error images to other folder , or just provide list of images name images example write 20 in your bid

I am in need of a proficient C/C++ Network Programmer, two key aspects of this project are extensive knowledge of TCP/IP and HTTP protocols and socket programming. An ideal candidate must be experienced in implementing these skills on Windows, Linux, and MacOS. Key Responsibilities: - Socket programming - Familiarity with TCP/IP & HTTP - Implement RSA Network Security on client server model - Cross-platform compatibility I encourage experienced network programmers with a solid understanding of these platforms and technologies to bid. Having experience from previous similar projects will be advantageous.

...editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Same with the Ai) 4. Upload final work as .mp4 Dice: ...

...editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Same with the Ai) 4. Upload final work as .mp4 Dice: ...

...editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Same with the Ai) 4. Upload final work as .mp4 Dice: ...

...editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Same with the Ai) 4. Upload final work as .mp4 Dice: ...

...editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Same with the Ai) 4. Upload final work as .mp4 Dice: ...

...Krypto: Oh, I was just reading this comic called "Atomic Man." Panel 3: Kevin looks at the comic and sees a muscular hero flexing his mighty muscles while wearing a very long cape in the process of his unique costume. Kevin: (looking at the comic) Atomic Man, huh? Page 2: 4 Panels Panel 1: [Krypto explains his problem to Kevin.] Krypto: You remember a couple of years back when Mechanic Cat shot me with a Kryptonian beam? Ever since then, I've been losing my abilities. First my strength, then my flight, and then my speed. I don't know what's going on, and I'm worried. Kevin: You know, Krypto, maybe you've been affected by some red kryptonite. That could be why you're losing your abilities. Panel 2: Kevin: (looking down) Well, there's al...

...our mission to build next-generation AI (GenAI) components for some of the biggest brands on planet earth. We're looking for individuals who are: - Java Masters: Strong in Java with a legendary code commit history (or a drive to build one!) - Linux Command Line Kung Fu (Bonus Points!): You're a master of Linux distributions and can navigate the command line with ease. Red Hat Enterprise Linux (RHEL) is your specialty. - Communication Champions: Explain complex concepts with crystal clarity. - Testing Ninjas: Craft bulletproof unit tests (Testers in disguise welcome!). - Documentation Experts: Share your knowledge with clear, accessible code using Markdown and GitBook. - GitHub Gurus: Navigate the codebase like a lightsaber through a training course...

I'm experiencing a 502 Bad Gateway error on my wordpress multisite, it is intermittent. Key Requirements: - Diagnose the 502 Bad Gateway error affecting the server connection. - Review the server configuration to identify and rectify any misconfigurations causing the issue. - Analyze error logs to pinpoint the source of the problem. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in server management and troubleshooting, particularly with a focus on resolving 502 Bad Gateway errors. - Extensive experience with Plesk, PHP, Ubuntu and Nginx is a must. - Strong ability to analyze and interpret server error logs. - Excellent communication skills to explain the issue and the resolution process clearly. Please provide a detailed overview of your relevant e...

I'm seeking a bilingual translator with a strong understanding of both English and Argentine Spanish to assist posting for a Javascript Developer on job websites in Argentina that attract programmers. The ideal candidate should be able to easily converse with me and Argentine Spanish should be their first language. Key requirements include: - Conversational fluency in English and native speaker of Argentine Spanish - Familiar with job sites in Argentina - Ability to research other sites which may be good to post on. - Ability to create some introductory language for the posting in Spanish, but the actual job posting is in English - Knowledge of Argentine laws around consulting for foreign companies a big plus

...editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution required) (Same with the Ai) 4. Upload final work as .mp4 Dice: ...

...voiceover specialist for a series of basic instructional quicktime videos. - The ideal candidate will be a native English speaker with an American accent. - The tone of the voice should be friendly and conversational. - The target audience for these videos is adults, so the voice should be clear and engaging. - This will be for a series of instructional videos for a website/app. Each video is 3 to 10 minutes long. Important: I will provide a quicktime video tutorial with voice instructions. The voice is mine and it's very bad. I need someone to watch and listen to my video and replace my voice with a professional voice. The output will be a new quicktime video with a professional voice. Same words though through out the video. There ...

I'm seeking a solution for checking AI generated images, with the primary goal of detecting errors any solution or software are acceptable even if not made by you how it works , tool will assess folder of images and choose bad images .. like bad hands .text. any error element , common errors and anomalies if it's possible move error images to other folder , or just provide list of images name

...site, with additional features: - Integration of Islamic (Hijri Date) display alongside the conventional calendar. - Option for users to select their location, with the flexibility to change it as needed. - Enhanced visualization by displaying the names of planetary rulers alongside logos. - Addition of the current day (Monday, Sunday, etc.) with its corresponding planetary ruler and Islamic name. - Division of each day into two sections: Day and Night, with each section divided into 12 rows. -Incorporation of detailed data for each hour, including the ruler, Islamic ruler, start and end times, status, description, and warnings. Sample Data Format: Hour;Ruler;Ruler Islamic;Start;End;Status;Description;Warning 1;Mars;Zuhre;8:10;8:59;Good;Nice to dance; 2;Moon...

As a delivery service provider, I am seeking a proficient web developer to create a robust program augmenting my daily operations. This program will accommodate multiple routes, ideally from 100 to 200 del8veries, with allowance to frequently add or remove stops. Static starting and ending points are an essential trait of this program, maintaining high flexibility to reconfigure the routes as needed. Key Features needed: - Route configuration based on time: Prioritizing time-effectiveness, the successful have skills in developing route algorithms integrated to time-based parameters. - Customer Notifications: Being client-oriented, the program should be able to send alerts or notifications to customers related to their orders. - Route Optimization: Skills in location-based services...

I would like to create a solution (can be EXCEL, etc.) for creating working schedule, your solution must have these features: 1. Allow multiple locations, with different schedules and number of workers; 2. Setup multiple workers, set dayoff, hours per week, min hours per day and max hours per day; Example: The worker can have 2 days off (w2 = Monday, w3 = Tuesday, …), should work 48 hours per week, and 5 until 8 hours per day (in sequence, 10:00 – 15:00). 3. Views per week, per month (and per location or per worker) – generate a week / month schedule per location and per worker. 4. A random button to regenerate all again 5. And a button to make equilibrium (YES or NO), with YES on this button, your solution will try to adjust the schedule to ens...

...questions Spacing: single line Citizen Transport Service State Transport Service (STS) has been in existence for more than 40 years, rising from a family owned private business to a government owned entity. With a fleet of over 500 buses, STS carried more than 2000 passengers on a daily basis around the country. The company employs 7,800 staff and has a government share capital of USD 50 M. The fixed asset is currently estimated at USD 1 billion while the annual turnover is USD. 550 M. CTS has 7 depots around the country to facilitate movement of its vehicles around the island. With rising competition on the market, STS realises that it has to turnaround into a profitable organisation. There are various means that can be pulled together to drive STS towards this obje...

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Earn $1350 to 4050 dollars a month working flexibly with a highly motivated team Position: Cold Calling Specialist for Inbound and Outbound Calls Category: Sales and Lead Generation Location: USA time zone Payment Structure: Mainly commission-based, offering $450 commission per client secured, and $5 for every KPI achieved over 120 dials. Work five days a week from Monday to Friday, with flexible hours between 10 AM to 10 PM EST. Contract Type: Longer Term Work Difficulty: Medium Level of Experience: Entry Scope: More than 6 months Are you a natural at striking up conversations and convincing others? If so, join our rapidly expanding marketing firm as a Cold Calling Specialist! This role is pivotal in reaching out to potential clients through both inbound and ...

I am in need of a proficient C/C++ Network Programmer, two key aspects of this project are extensive knowledge of TCP/IP and HTTP protocols and socket programming. An ideal candidate must be experienced in implementing these skills on Windows, Linux, and MacOS. Key Responsibilities: - Socket programming - Familiarity with TCP/IP & HTTP - Implement RSA Network Security - Cross-platform compatibility I encourage experienced network programmers with a solid understanding of these platforms and technologies to bid. Having experience from previous similar projects will be advantageous.