Your site is offline right now but since I want the job I have some questions:
Why do you think the job should be done with javascript? What about php?
How do you think the exorcism should be done?
When a visitor open your website he would have the screen filled with a text that he would read and auto perform the exorcism on himself?
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I don't know how your site is coded but if you have a database or the opportunity to get one, I can log all the exorcisms so you can check how many exorcism your site performed or how many visitors didn't pass the exorcism. If someone don't pass the exorcism phase, then it will be unable to check your site.
This part is not included in the $133, so please contact me for further questions.
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