23292 Holistic Clinic Web design

Need an ORIGINAL design for a website for an alternative / holistic healthcare clinic. Visitors need to be able to click and seperately access each therapy we offer. From the therapy I need a link to practitioners for each therapy. So there needs to be page/s for individual practitioners with their photos and brief description of their special interests and qualifications, memberships etc. I also need to be able to upload my quarterly newsletters in pdf format with older issues still being accessible as archives. I also need a page that talks about all the conditions we can treat with a brief blurb / info on each and a link to a paragraph/s that talks about latest research/ findings in the [login to view URL] obviously there needs to be an area where I can update disease wise. I also need testimonials to have a place in the website & also a page for specials / deals / competitions etc. To access the competitions i need to be able to get their personal name, contact details etc in a safe and secure format. I also need to have a small shopping cart with products for sale - i haven't inventoried what exactly i want to put for sale but guessing about 30 different products. could be more or less. I need to be able to update details on my website myself so i will have to be shown how to do it. e.g - if a practitioner is replaced, i shd be able to change photo and description etc or product pricing, uploading newsletters etc. I also need to be able to have an 'online' real time consultation with a client, so a 'chat' option is needed. I'd like a pay by paypal option for shopping cart. If any other options can be suggested especially on taking credit card payments directly thru a bank (i can't afford a dedicated secure server) apparently, St george or Westpac have some way that credit cards can be accepted and authenticated online. After doing all this, I need the site'search engine optimised' to maximise traffic. Please look at my one page website for an idea of what we have on offer www.melbourneholistichealthcare.com.au. Payment will be via escrow 50% on completion and balance a month after website is up and running to ensure and provided all kinks are sorted out. I will be hosting it with [login to view URL] so make sure you visit their site and ensure whatever you design is compatible with their hosting requirements. I also need the website up and running fairly quickly. When bidding, start ur bid with the words'cat-mouse' so i know you have read all my requirements. Thank you.