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We are looking for someone who can edit pictures and divide a picture into anything from 2-5 parts and with different sizes for printing and then these will be mounted on canvas paintings. We want you to have marked the corners of each picture so you easily know where to put the canvas frame. We will have many pictures that we want to have done in rounds, so we are looking for a long and good collaboration. See examples of pictures how we mean.

Hej Olena K., jag noterade din profil och skulle vilja erbjuda dig mitt projekt. Vi kan diskutera detaljerna över chatten.

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I just need a picture/banner 960 x 765 with a picture of a vacumer (Attached) and the text (Swedish) ”Bedöm oss på Pricerunner och delta i tävlingen om en Electrolux dammsugare (UltraPower ZB5022) Det enda du behöver göra är att berätta om din köpupplevelse. Tack för hjälpen och lycka till i tävlingen.” (Call to action knap) "Klicka här" Please use same CTA color as on website

Jag behöver hjälp att få med logan samt namnet på den vägen i samma painting som bilden visar.

Vi behöver hjälp med att göra vår logga. Vi har en skiss och vi vill ha den i några olika utföranden. En som en bild och en med både bilden och företagsnamnet samt ytterligare en ...kassan med en kasse i näbben där man lägger i produkterna man ska köpa. Företaget heter Lilla Stork. Fågeln ska vara en del av S:et. We need some help to create the logo to our Company. We have a drawing that is a basic idea that we like. It is a Storch and the name of the Company is Lilla Stork (Little Storch) In the first logo the name should be integrated in the illustration see enclosed Picture. The Storch is part of the S. The second logo, we need only the bird. The third illustration shall be the Storch with a bag hangin...

Hi gkhaus. Actually you won the photo edit Contest I recently ran. I loved your work and would like to create quite a few more interesting pictures for friends. (I have at least 6 images in mind.) The first one would be positioning this friend on some out in Space planet with say volcanic or planet forming activity in the background. Can we change the concrete ball to look like the moon? Ca...edit Contest I recently ran. I loved your work and would like to create quite a few more interesting pictures for friends. (I have at least 6 images in mind.) The first one would be positioning this friend on some out in Space planet with say volcanic or planet forming activity in the background. Can we change the concrete ball to look like the moon? Can we also incorporate his black dog in the pic...

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

...for our clients, and I need an SEO specialist to do this, continuously, and for all website platforms. Key aspects of the project include: - Enhancing website visibility: I want my client's websites to be easily discovered by potential customers. - Keyword optimization: Understanding common search terms in my clients industry's and incorporating these into their sites. - Competitive analysis: Researching my clients competitors' SEO strategies and identifying opportunities for them to stand out. - White Hat tactics only - White label preferred - This will be an ongoing project, that I am looking for a quote only right now. - I need a quote for each of the following clients that I would bring to the picture: - Local SEO - National SEO - eCo...

I need a single-screen app developed in React Native. The core functionality of the app is to display an incoming call modal, similar to the functionality of a caller ID app like Truecaller. Here's what I'm looking for: - The incoming call modal should be a full-screen overlay, as well as a small modal and it should display the caller's name and number. - Additionally, the caller's profile picture should be shown on the modal. - The modal should have interactive options to answer or reject the incoming call. While the project doesn't include specific requirements for what happens when the call is answered, I'm open to creative suggestions on how to enhance the app further. Ideal skills for this project: - Proficient in React Native - Experience with ...

I have picture of building that I need artist rendering in 24 hours See attached photo

...at that time. 3) The product must be customizable with text and adornments that the customer chooses. The most important part is that the customization choices will show on the picture in real time. In other words, the picture will change each time a customization is added. I need ONE PAGE created for web store (wordpress/woocommerce). Must have a visual product customizer. Meaning that a customer will have the option to customize the item and see the changes they make in real time. Not just colors and sizes though, but entering texts and choosing adornments, etc. Here is an example of what I am needing (not my website, just one I found online). If you can duplicate this page exactly I would be pleased. SPECIAL

...developer to construct an intuitive and aesthetically appealing portfolio website, primarily geared towards showcasing my creative capabilities to potential clients. Website Purpose: The portfolio website is intended to act as a creative showcase. It will feature a wide range of my work, presenting a comprehensive picture of my artistic range, style, and ability to prospective clients. Primary Audience: The website will be designed with potential clients in mind. Therefore, it should be easy to navigate, visually appealing, and detailed, offering robust information about each displayed work. Desired Functionalities: Although I skipped the first question regarding specific functionalities, it is crucial that the website have a responsive desig...

I am needing 5 artist renderings of staff members. See attached picture. I am looking for options and styles. Whether realistic or cartoonist. But i have 5 different people that i need renderings for a new website

I'm in need of a talented designer to create a striking vertical banner. This banner will be dedicated to a historical moment, and is intended to convey a strong message of social justice and equality. i attached a picture with Marthin Luther King, that one would be the example of exactly what i would want it to look like. -Instead of the American flag as background i would like it to be the Curacao flag. -Instead of the Marthin Luther King jr face it would have to be the other picture i attached. (the picture can also be cropped to fit better) Key Requirements: For it to be Adobe Illustrator file so i can edit(texts etc) later on Ideal Skills: - Graphic design - Banner design - Historical context understanding - Message-driven design

I want a mobile application for iOS that can effectively extract text from images captured by the camera and then accurately highlights specific words. Key Features: - **Text Extraction:** Accurate OCR technology that can interpr...take photos from within the application itself or upload from gallery Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in iOS app development. - Experience with Optical Character Recognition (OCR) technology. - Knowledge of effective text highlighting within a mobile app. - Familiarity with designing a user-friendly interface for efficient text editing. its multilingual application user can choose his language and picture text can be translated to customer language Please ensure you have comprehensive experience in all these areas before bidding on the strip payment

Seeking a skilled web developer to improve and update our existing Django-based website. The project involves: Menu Bar: Update and ensure consistency with multilingual support (Swedish, Danish, English). Contact Form: Implement validation, translations, CAPTCHA, and backend management. Multilanguage Support: Set up inputs for Swedish, Danish, and English without auto-translation. Articles and Blogs: Improve layout, image handling, and formatting consistency. Search Function: Enhance search to include titles and body text. Main Picture: Add functionality to change the main picture with size guidelines. Home and About Pages: Ensure consistent formatting and editable content. DNS and Email Setup: Correct domain pointers and enable email functionality on server. Proven e...

I'm looking for someone to convert a photo of mine into a comic cartoon vector. The illustration should only feature the character, without any background. I'd need the final file to be delivered in AI (Adobe Illustrator) format or Jpg. Key Project Requirements: - Transforming a photo into a comic book style illustration - Excluding any background elements - Delivering the final graphic in AI format Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creating cartoon-style illustrations - Strong understanding of comic book aesthetics - Proficiency in Adobe Illustrator for vector illustrations

I'm in need of a customized vinyl print for t-shirts, featuring a realistic silhouette of a golfer hitting a driver in the picture I downloaded . Alongside this, the design should incorporate cartoon-style, female chicks, excited to witness the golfing action.. and other details Key Requirements: - Vinyl Print: The design should be suitable for application on t-shirts, ensuring durability and longevity. - Silhouette and Cartoon Elements: I'm particularly interested in a realistic style for the silhouette of the golfer. For the cartoon elements, the design should feature female chicks in a vibrant, cartoon-inspired style. - Full Color: The design should be vivid and capture attention, using a full color palette. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Graphic Design: A strong bac...

My project involves removing a person from a photo and substitivng that figure with more of the fountain that is in the background of the same image. Here are key details: -The photo is in HEIC format. -The person should be entirely replaced in the image, not just removed. -Replace the person with a continuation of the fountain already present in the pictur...project would be proficient in photo manipulation and editing, with specific experience in manipulating HEIC file formats. A strong sense of aesthetics and detail is crucial to ensure that the inserted fountain looks as natural as possible in the final product. First photo is the one I would like to be edited to remove the man on the right. Second photo has a better picture of the fountain if that could help restore the firs...

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...

...engaging and interactive activity book to complement my upcoming children's book designed for children between the ages of 5 and 8. The activity book should contain 32-40 pages, combining a variety of activities to keep young minds entertained and stimulated. Key Requirements: - A blend of different activities: I'm looking for a mix of activities, particularly coloring pages, mazes, word scrambles, picture matching, and find objects in pictures. These activities should be both fun and educational, reinforcing the themes and characters of the book. - Specific Inclusions: The coloring pages should predominantly feature the main character of the book as well as key scenes. These illustrations should be vivid and appealing to children in the target age group. - Difficul...

I urgently need an experienced photo editor who can bring to life a deeply personal project. This revolves around creating a fitting tribute for a deceased classmate. The tasks involved in this project include: - Removing the current background from the photo - Adding a cap and gown to the person in the picture - Merging the modified photo with another one Please note that this project requires utmost attention to detail to ensure that the final product looks as natural as possible. As it carries emotional significance, it's paramount to handle this task sensitively and respectfully. Ideal candidates should have significant experience in advanced photo editing techniques such as object adding, background removal, and image merging. Please provide evidence of similar projects...

...rely over 90% on inbound calls from Google. We want to increase our platforms to include Bing, Yelp Trip Advisor, and so on... We also want to work closely to get really high ranked backlinks (preferably not a birdwatcher's blog from Siberia with 2 followers). Everything we post is authentic, including pictures, AI and videos. We never want to see a cross-post on another website anywhere in the world of the same picture, no stock photos, only unique pictures and contents. We, as a company will help create a lot of these, it's about creating and establishing a great communication flow to archive high-end results, and there are many apps for that. This is a fulltime position for a person with many years of experience landing companies on the "first page"...

I'm in need of a proficient artisan to rejuvenate the painted design on a wooden footstool, which is in good shape. Attempting to preserve the existing design, I seek out someone who can expertly duplicate and revive the same pattern and color palette. Attached picture is what it should look like. Much of that design is missing and faded with use on my footstool. YOUR TASKS WILL INCLUDE: - Careful examination of the existing design - Duplication and restoration of the original pattern - Selection of appropriate colors matching the existing ones REQUIRED EXPERIENCE AND SKILLS: - Track record in fine arts, particularly in painting and restoration - A keen eye for detail to accurately replicate the existent design - Experience in working with wooden surfaces and its particula...

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a fun and engaging website for my meme token. The website will be a PARODY of a popular Adult website. NO PORN, JUST FUNNY VIDEOS. Key Features: ** Refer ** - Require all functionalities as but with the theme of pornhub website. - Videos will be hosted on youtube with link to our website as per sample. - Other then mainpage with videos there will be 3-4 other pages with general meme token information like tokennomics, Presale (no web3- just a page), Socials, dexscreener chart, Contact us etc. - Require ability for admin to upload videos from time to time. - Ideally use a tech stack like react.js ,node.js so that future web3 developments can be incorporated. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in w...

As a client, I'm seeking a proficient Adobe Photoshop professional, experienced in photo editing, who can help me augment photo quality. The pivotal task involves detailed improvement of specific components of the photo. To be precise: - Enhancement of photo quality - Concentration on light adjustment - Detail Examination Ideal freelancers should have a concrete exp...The pivotal task involves detailed improvement of specific components of the photo. To be precise: - Enhancement of photo quality - Concentration on light adjustment - Detail Examination Ideal freelancers should have a concrete experiences in Adobe Photoshop, specifically in quality improvement and detail enhancement. The primary goal is to achieve a visually pleasing and carefully adjusted picture with high l...

...the sports betting market and also arbitrage bets, live positive EV bets and live arbitrage bets on the websites specified in the attached file. The formulas for Positive EV bets can be found on the following website. The software needs to compare the odds to the odds of , obviously following the adding of the vig (pinnacle's profit margin) to the odds, in order to receive the true odds: The software needs to run as a website that only I can access, with a similar layout to that of , as seen on the picture attached. I will also need you to send me the source code following the completion of the project. With betfair both the sportsbook and exchange odds should be taken into consideration separately. (For example

I need a professional with strong skills in image modification to alter an existing image for me. Here are the details: - Presently, the image is in a 3/4 side view, but I want to change it to a direct side view. - The adjustment in angle should be less than 45 degrees. - No background or object removal, or image retouching is required; Just the angle change. Steps are: 1. The base picture is image # 1 2. The section i need recreated is highlighted in image # 2 3. Once this image angle is changed you can insert it in image # 4 4. Image # 4 shows how it should look

I have 6 photos that require fine editing. I have a (hopefully) temporary condition called Bell’s Palsy. This unfortunately came up right before graduation and has made my graduation photos something I am not excited to share. I need editing to make my face resemble its former state, of which I will attach a picture. Specifically, I need an expert with: - Proficiency in color correction and retouching. - Skills in facial structure manipulation, particularly in modifying eye shape, mouth shape, and ensuring symmetry on both sides of the face. This is a delicate and artistic task requiring precision in the reshaping of features without compromising the natural feel. Therefore, prior experience with such projects would be ideal. There is potential for additional pictures ne...

I need an expert in Photoshop to help with a virtual renovation of a kitchen picture. This involves: - Updating the cabinets and countertops - Changing the flooring - Adding new appliances - Removing a wall The updated aesthetic should reflect a modern style with sleek cabinets and quartz countertops. The right candidate will have extensive experience in photo retouching, graphic design, and image manipulation, especially within interior design contexts. A keen eye for detail and a solid understanding of modern interior design trends will be advantageous.

A high resolution interior design (e.g using Vray) of our living room. We like natural materials. We will keep the fireplace with black belgian hardstone. We will als...keep the fireplace with black belgian hardstone. We will also keep the same wooden floor. We also plan to keep the large main eating table with the red lamps, but optionally would be open to different lamp colors there. We likely also would like to keep the one dark grey wall on which the TV is positioned as it was recently painted. If possible a Fen Shui aligned design. The windows in the picture are facing west. We are especially looking for design ideas for a new couch, accessories, living room table and lamp. As well as suggestions for where to place plants. Also where to best place the paintings of our 3...

I'm in need of a talented individual who can create high-quality, cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email marketing campaigns, and website banners. So, they need to be versatile and engaging. - The desired style for these GIFs is 'Cartoonish'. Therefore, experience in creating such content or a strong portfolio in cartoon-style animation is highly desired. Your responsibilities will include: - Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the mark...

...beautiful woman that he worked with at a cigar factory. The woman in his remberance would be rolling a cigar on her leg. I would like the memory to be coming out of the smoke that he is blowing out. I would like either burlop bags of coffee by his rocking chair with a coffee cup on it or on a barrel or rock or stool, something of that nature. I would like the background to be similar to the example picture i attached to this message. Mountains, clouds, birds, etc. I would also need my logo to be in the dirt by his feet like if he was drawing it with his feet. I wouldnt like this to be a square border i would like a creative boarder. The front of the shirt i would like my logo in a smoky look or a simliar design to the rear part, get creative and let you mind flow. Please feel fre...

I'm in need of a talented graphic designer to assist me in creating an image for my project. PLEASE LOOK AT THE ATTACHED PICTURE!! I WANT TO PUT A WARRIOR HEADGEAR OVER HIS IMAGE. I want to make the persons headshot look like a warrior. Maybe a spartan warrior with some spartan warrior headgear. Or Maybe a native american warrior paint on his face. This is a fun little project

Description: I have a collecti...backgrounds such as houses, and compiled into a PDF catalogue for virtual display. Tasks: Replace the factory background of each sofa image with a house background. Ensure proper lighting and perspective adjustments for realistic integration. Create a visually appealing PDF catalogue showcasing the sofas in different house settings. Provide high-quality images for virtual display. Send me a picture for example of one of our sofas send previous projects Deliverables: Edited sofa images in new house backgrounds. PDF catalogue file with all the sofa designs. High-resolution images optimized for virtual display. Criteria for Selection: Experience with background replacement and catalogue design. Portfolio showcasing similar work. Proposed timeline...

As the owner of a WordPress powered website, I find myself beset by an issue related to the appearance of my homepage on mobile devices. First, it appears the layout of the mobile version differs significantly from the desktop version. I'm looking for someone who can troubleshoot this and ensure consistency across both versions. Your first task will involve ensuring the same layout for both desktop and mobile versions, mirroring the successful desktop version's layout. Next, there's a glitch with the content display on my mobile homepage. It seems to be displaying content incorrectly, and I need you to rectify this. Essentially, your role here will be to fix any errors that cause incorrect content display on mobile, making sure all elements appear as they should. L...

...Key Requirements: - Scrapping: The primary task is to scrape the following information from the platform: - Card properties 1. Hero score for last 7 days 2. Hero rank for last 7 days 3. Stars 4. Rarity 5. Name 6. Quantity listed to purchase 7. Inflation data 8. Minted count - Buy prices List Price Last Price Order book (price and quantity see picture attached) - Bidding details bids book (bid and quantity see picture attached) - Twitter activity per card View Views+ Likes Likes+ Retweets Retweets+ Replies Replies+ Quotes Quotes+ Bookmarks Bookmarks+ Authentication is done through twitter, I will connect my twitter account and run the script myself Deliverables: - Format: Script that I can run to export the required data in a CSV file. Ideal...

I am looking for a skilled graphics designer to create a PSD file for a t-shirt print, based on an image I will provide. Key tasks: - Create a PSD file for the picture of the logo I will provide - Enhance the image and make it a 300 PPI file - The final design should be a PSD file, with a resolution of 300 PPI Ideal Skills: - Strong grasp of color usage in graphic design - Proficient in Photoshop or similar software for image enhancement - Previous experience with image conversion to print-friendly formats.

I ...the images by removing any background distractions. - Logo Inclusion: Incorporate my company's logo onto the images in a way that makes it appear as though it's a natural part of the vehicles. - There are around 25 pictures attached for you to choose from, but i only need 10 max 15 to be edited. You need to use your experience in choosing what is more professional and what will look better for a website. The project is time-sensitive, so I need a skilled Photoshop expert who can work on it ASAP. The ideal freelancer for this job should have: - Proficiency in Photoshop and photo editing techniques. - Experience with optimizing images for marketing purposes. - Previous experience adding logos onto images or similar tasks. - Ability to work quickly without compromising ...

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...entry processes. The current application contains manual data entry. I am attaching a screenshot of how it is entered manually and a picture of the paper from which it is typed. OCR should be done automatically. We can take pictures with a mobile phone in a few seconds so that everything is finished. The application is in spring boot and angular. The database is mysql. Functionality for Taking Photos Using HTML5 and JavaScript, you can use an input element with the type file and the attribute accept="image/*" to allow users to take pictures of documents directly from the browser on a mobile device. Uploading the Image to the Server When a user takes a picture and clicks the save button, the image is sent to the backend server via an HTTP POST request. The bac...

!!!Important for the mockup! We would like to at least see the design on the LEFT side view until the final decision is made. The winner of the competition must then prepare the design for all 3/4 pages accordingly!!! Just as important - WE DO NOT NEED A NEW COMPANY LOGO (you can find our company logo as lettering and also as a picture in the attached ZIP_ FILE!) We have a motorhome (DETHLEFFS A6971) with which we travel to motocross events but also to quad tours and other events. The motorhome has the basic color white, with some original stripes that can be removed. We would like to use the motorhome as an “advertising space” for ourselves and are looking for the right design. The basic requirement is that we can cut or plot the whole thing “oursel...

Hello Özkan I’ll just make the official project for the 5 illustrations here, that we discussed earlier. To refresh, we would like 3 of the images to be of the BygMax character and 2 of Rasmus. I will attach a picture you can use as inspiration (please ignore the one with yellow background). Best regards The BygMax Team

I need a skilled photo editor who can efficiently remove a minor scratch from a digital picture. The scratch is located over the main subject of the image and must be removed without damaging the overall quality of the image. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Expertise in Photo editing tools like Adobe Photoshop - Previous experience with scratch removal or image restoration - Attention to detail while maintaining image quality - Quick and efficient delivery time.

I'm in need of a creative and experienced comedy content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key ...content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key Requirements: - Content: Create original, engaging and humorous content for YouTube shorts. The content should be suitable for a all age group. - Length: The shorts should be less than 2 minutes long. This means you should be able to deliver punchy, funny content within a short timeframe. it can be message type /emotional of story .it should be like below .

...functional e-commerce website that primarily incorporates a shopping cart. It should be streamlined for easy user navigation, product selection and purchases. The website should have a seamless integration with PayPal and other common payment methods for secure transactions. Ideally, I would like the site to build a final product from choices, for example: when selling sunglasses, the user is first prompted to choose the frame style and the cart will reflect the cost. Users will then be prompted to choose a frame colour and the cart will reflect the updated cost. The user will then be prompted to choose a lens (clear, smoked, mirrored etc) and the cart will reflect the final cost and provide a checkout or restart option. Each choice will show the corresponding picture...

I'm in n...editing pictures. The pictures I need to be edited are meant for personal use, and they are a of a father and son. Key Requirements: - Color Correction - Retouching - Background Removal - The pictures should be edited in a natural and realistic style. I'm looking to work with a professional who can make these pictures even more special. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in picture editing, especially for personal use - Ability to deliver clean, natural and realistic editing - Attention to detail - Strong communication skills, as we may need to discuss the editing direction. Please provide examples of your previous work, especially if you've edited family or portrait pictures before. I'm keen to see before and after samples that de...

I'm seeking a designer to create a stylish/modern, text-based logo for my beard butter brand. I also would like if a picture of a man with a beard is part of the logo or the two initials of the name BB. I would like the man to look more like a minority black Hispanic looking. The name of the company is Bearded Bully. Our slogan is My Beard Is Bigger Than Yours. I want both the name and slogan on the logo. The chosen logo will find use across various platforms including product packaging, website, and social media profiles. I am open to anything as long as it looks good. Appreciate you guys submitting your ideas. Skills & Experience: - Proficient in logo design - Good sense of typography - Ability to create visually appealing text-based logos - Experience in working...