Totally outrageous texts needed!

Stängt Publicerat Aug 31, 2013 Betalades vid leverans
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Ok, this is a fun project for somebody who has a creative, dirty, funny, witty and totally outrageous mind. No holds barred. The more extreme you can be, the better.

If you know some japanese that's great, but I don't think it's totally necessary. But a minimum requierment is that you speak excellent english. Otherwise it will be difficult for you to do the job.

So let me explain what I want: I'm working on a site for english speakers studying japanese. The best (in my opinion) way to memorize a lot of foreign words is to associate them with something that's familiar with you. This is called creating a "mnemonic", and is a well known memory technique. The more bizarre, crazy, creepy, outrageous, funny or strange the mnemonic is, the easier it is for the human brain to remember it. As you know it's always easier to remember something that's out of the ordinary, like an accident or when something funny happens. That's just the way our brains work.

Your job will be to come up with english mnemonics

Let me give you an example:

"Uma" is the japanese word for "horse"....So imagine the famous actress Uma Thurman (from Pulp Fiction) fucking a horse.

It's totally bizarre, right? Will you forget that word easily? NO! The association of UMA and HORSE will be ingrained in your mind for some time to come. And that's how a good mnemonic works. The crazier the better!

For every mnemonic you come up with I will pay you 1 USD. So if you come up with 50 great mnemonics I will pay you 50 USD. After your first 500 menmonics I will increase your pay to 1,5 USD per mnemonic.

Ofcourse these mnemonics will all have to be of good quality. I will not approve just any shitty mnemonic.

It's up to you to pick any japanese words you like. Also if you want I can provide you with a list of words to create mnemonics for.

Ok, are you with me so far?

If you are interested in this job I want you to think of mnemonics for these 5 japanese words.

omoshiroi = interesting

konban = tonight

mou = already

eigo = english

okashi = sweets/candy

issho = together

The point is for the student to see the mnemonic in his mind as a picture. So every script you write has to start with the word "imagine". For example: "Imagine Uma Thurman fucking a horse"

Ganbatte kudasai!

Kreativ skrivning English (US) Translator Översättare (japanska) Odd Jobs Översättning

Projekt-id: #4881435

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19 offerter Distansprojekt Aktivt Oct 7, 2013

19 frilansare har lagt bud på i genomsnitt $1273 för det här jobbet

prithvionearth

Quite an interesting project. Lets try it out :D

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Sayaka0106

Please read my PM, thank you.

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kalpesh2804

Hi, It's look like fun project. i will try to send you few example.

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reospa

Kindly read my private message to you. Thank you.

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arielannette

Please check the Private Message I sent you. :)

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sbshatl

This seems interesting and funny project to me. I will send you the examples of words you asked. Thank You.

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inaciobanu1

Hello, this project has my name written all over it. I'll skip all the "I'm a brilliant creative copywriter" cliche as I think my mnemonics speak for themselves. Let's squeeze the creative juices out of this project Mer

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Thainheart

Hi, this seems like a project right up my alley. I am a screenwriter/creative writer and i am also trying to learn Vietnamese, so i know what you mean by using taglines to help remember words. I have a very creative wa Mer

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Cristiannn1

Hello. I am very interested in this project. I fully characterize the project as and I'm counting on the same idea. Since such a project expected to occur. I would be very happy if I could work with you. Thank you very Mer

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BALU12

HI.I AM READY TO START.

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carmenspopa

Very very creative and funny job :) I can do it!

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ddodson67

This project looks amazing! I would love to help you create some fun and witty (and of course raunchy!) mnemonics. Check out the ones I have listed in the private message!! (The bid is of course a placeholder)

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sperezp

I'm quite verbally creative and I've been wanting to start studying Japanese for a long time. I've also been studying mnemonics and memory techniques recently. This project is strange and not something I'd normally do Mer

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anmay007

I am very interesting with your sample. I used to study English like this. And now, I have chance to used mnemonic skill. Thank you

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anarino13

Sounds fun and creative! Due to extensive travel I have used mnemonics a lot. Available immediately on a very flexible schedule.

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wordarcher

Please refer PM and let me know whether you've liked like my brand of mnemonics. In case you do, this bid is for a total of 100 Japanese words of your choice (including the six samples).

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layer1gfx

hi, a german native with fluent english who is learning japanese and loves weird mnemonics. :) i'm up for it.

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AnInkyPage

Oh you need someone that is bold. Alright if you can really handle the odd, the weird, the freaky what if I looked at you and told you I thought you were like me, a Hen-na Hito? No, its not a fake tattoo application in Mer

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michelle42nato

have a fantastic day! :)

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djt5036

My bid is for $1/text, as described in the proposal. I sent a PM with a few examples for the provided words, though I could create better mnemonics with words I selected from a list, obviously. I have plenty of time Mer

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